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- Yano! - Shibata!
- Toshizo! - Yano!
- Mishimoto! - Heihei!
- Ore ga ore ga zei! - Say yeah!
Today is April 30th.
- It's Heisei's last day. - Yes.
- So tomorrow is Heisei's last day. - Heisei's last day.
We'll upload videos from Heisei's last days,
so you'll hear it a few times.
But Ryo's "Heihei! Ore ga ore ga zei! Say yeah!"
- punishment game is over. - What?
- It's been a while. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Thank you for your hard work.
- It's all Heisei's fault!
So from tomorrow, you'll be forced to say "Ryo, ore ga ore ga zei!"
- No! - No!
- That's only part of the concept. - That's only part of the concept.
So there won't be any punishment games that you did during Heisei's last days.
- No. - No.
- I thought it was lonely. - Yeah.
I'm sure you all thought so, but at events and such,
you saw Ryo say "Say yeah!" and got excited.
- I'm sure you thought it was nice. - It was amazing.
- I thought it was nice. - That's right.
It's a little nice.
- It's already written on our website. - Yes.
Let's decide on a punishment game that we'll do during Ryo's last days!
- Ah! - Ah!
(Ryo's last days)
- We've come this far... - This is bad!
- This is like a contract for devils! - Seriously?
- This is for life! - This is for life!
- We're going to quit human beings! - Seriously!
I don't know how long we'll be active until our last days,
but I think we'll be active for the whole century.
I think we'll be active for the whole century, so we'll have to do it all the time.
(Ryo's last days)
So this time, as a rock-paper-scissors game,
let's all do it equally one by one.
That's what you think, right?
Yeah.
And, a penalty game is shorter the harder you make it, isn't it?
Yeah.
And, on the other hand, like this kind of greeting, right?
Well, depending on the tryout, it can be light or long.
And there are some funny things like "enough", right?
Yeah.
This is already insanely long.
Yeah.
Probably, right?
So, let's set the level of the penalty game to be quite low.
Let's set it to be quite low.
Definitely. Hey, definitely!
I know!
Hey, definitely!
I know! I know! I know! I know!
Okay, so we're going to give you three penalty games.
And you're going to put them in the lottery, and each of you are going to draw one, and you're going to keep doing it during the break.
But, please be careful! That's what we're going to say!
Seriously!
Seriously, be careful!
No, really, you know, it says "awesome penalty game", so you might be expecting something, but it's not like that at all!
But it's actually the same thing we said earlier!
From now on, we're going to decide what we're going to do for the rest of our lives!
By the way, if we put in something like "a little joke" during the break...
Yeah.
If you draw one, we're all going to do it, right?
It's tough, isn't it?
Yeah.
So, before we draw one, we're going to check what you've drawn.
Okay.
And if you think it's not worthy of the penalty game, we're going to have a referendum.
If you all say "no" at the same time, you won't get the penalty game.
I see.
You'll lose it.
At the same time, huh?
If we both say "no", it's over, right?
If we both say "no", it's over.
Oh, no!
No way!
I'm going to say it one last time.
If you don't want to do it, you can take it off.
There it is!
Yes, yes, yes!
Of course!
But...
It's because it's too heavy, right?
That's right.
So, everyone...
Are you ready to participate?
Yes!
Thank you for your cooperation.
Don't make me do it!
It's really weird!
Okay, so everyone...
Please draw three penalty games like this.
Then, please fold your hands three times.
Okay.
Okay, let's start drawing now.
Okay!
Is anyone laughing?
I'm sorry!
Oh, it was Ryo!
Ryo is scary, isn't he?
What did you say?
You said you have to do it.
You said you have to make fun of it.
It's okay.
It's dangerous.
Oh, no!
Oh, you scared me!
We did it!
First of all, let me announce what you wrote.
If you think it's weird,
please tell me.
Let's start with Yumemura-san.
Please show us the first one.
The first one I wrote is this!
Beer only in the morning.
Oh, it's hard!
It's hard, but I like it in the morning.
So, if there's no beer in the morning,
you can't order beer?
That's crazy!
If you ask me where I can get beer,
and if you say Ebisu,
you can't.
That's hard!
It's hard!
You can only buy water in the vending machine.
What?!
Are you serious?!
You're crazy!
You're too aggressive!
You're crazy! You're too aggressive!
It's so hard!
You can't buy it in a convenience store.
It's hard, but it's good.
It's good.
The third one is...
When you go to a barbecue restaurant, you order hormones first.
Your hair is burning!
Use your brain!
You know, while everyone is grilling meat,
you say "I'm sorry," and you eat one hormone.
You're young now, so you can eat hormones,
but 30 years later, you'll have a lot of hormones.
Really?
All you have to do is go to a good restaurant and eat it!
Eat it!
At least eat it in a convenience store!
At least in a convenience store? Really?
It's really light. I'm sorry.
It's okay.
The first one is...
You can't buy only one product in a convenience store.
That's just right!
You can't buy only cigarettes in a convenience store.
Next!
If you get a one-yen coin, you'll pay for it all.
If you don't pay for it all, you'll pay for it all.
The third one is...
When you're shooting a video,
you have to do a certain pose somewhere every time.
For those of you who don't know,
if I say "This pose is definitely somewhere in the video" on the phone,
you have to do it somewhere with a good camera.
It's hard for me.
I'm about to forget it.
I think all three of them are easy.
I see.
Let's skip one and move on to Ryo.
Why?
Because you're annoying me!
No, I'm not!
I'm serious!
My recommendation is this!
Tweet "good night" once a day.
What?
Oh, my God!
What?
Oh, my God!
Tweet "good night" once a day!
I'm serious!
I sometimes sleep 24 hours a day.
No, you don't!
You sleep all your life!
All your life!
You're too tired to sleep all night!
I can't stand it!
I'm sleepy and I want to sleep.
Good!
I love you!
Next, please!
I always skip the first step when I go up the stairs.
What?
I love you!
Wait a minute!
I love you!
It's great for your health!
What about you?
Sometimes you go up the stairs like that.
Oh, my God!
If you can't do it, that's fine.
But if you can't do it, you rarely come.
I'm jealous of you!
That's...
You're jealous of me!
That's tough, actually.
OK.
OK, let's do it!
The third one, please!
When one of the four or six people pays for the parking fee, they always pay for it.
Oh, my God!
That's good!
OK, OK, OK, that's good!
I think it's going to last you a lifetime.
It's going to last you a lifetime.
I hope you'll have 3 million yen in your life.
Okay, Toshimi-san.
Yes.
The first one is...
Right before you start shooting for a day...
If you press the "logan" button, you can press the "logan" button, right?
It's important to be motivated right before you press the "logan" button.
Let's go!
Let's do anything!
The next one is...
I'm in charge of motivation.
"Daikyo"?
I'm sorry.
I'll do it next.
I'll do it in 10 hours.
The next one is...
The next one is "Ballsmith"!
Oh my god!
Why? Why? Why?
Because I can't wear pants.
What? Are you going to make me wear pants?
No, no.
I can't do it.
If you wear pants, you'll wear it, right?
I've never seen pants this big.
That's right, that's right.
I'm surprised.
Oh! I've decided!
Yes!
This is really...
It's a net policy, isn't it?
It's true.
I'm an elf, so...
The last one, please.
I'll say it!
When you're shooting, you definitely sit on your right foot!
Wow!
It's here.
Wow!
From left to right?
Yes.
I want it so much!
Tetsuya, please don't say it.
I don't like it.
You can't say it in the middle.
Basically, it means "what about when you're shooting on a daily basis?"
Oh, I see.
It's not about presence or absence, is it?
No, it's not.
And I'll change the doll!
Yes!
Is it okay?
Okay!
Now, Shibayu-san!
Yes!
Please talk about your shooting!
My first one is this!
When you use a surprise mark, red...
Surprise! Surprise!
Oh my god!
It's too much!
It's too heavy!
When you first meet a new girl, what is your first impression like?
"When you first meet a new girl, what is your first impression like?" "That's right!"
That's right!
I don't like it!
Don't look at me like that!
This is too heavy!
This is the heaviest one.
Hey!
Is it good? Is it really good?
No, we need more time for this.
I can't give you this.
It's over.
It's over!
Stand up!
When you say 'itadakimasu'...
Itadakimasu!
Oh my god!
It's no good.
We can't go to a good restaurant with this.
It's no good!
It's too heavy!
Let me think about it! Let me think about it!
When you go to a good restaurant in advance, you might be surprised.
That's right.
Itadakimasu.
It ruins the atmosphere.
"Itadakimasu" ruins the atmosphere?
I don't think it's a good idea for adults around you.
No, no, no.
If you were a restaurant where you could see beautiful night view,
and you were proposing,
and the other person said 'itadakimasu!'
Chef isn't happy with you.
Chef isn't happy with you!
He won't marry you.
If you were a restaurant where you could see beautiful night view,
and you were proposing,
and the other person said 'itadakimasu!'
itadakimasu!
It's no good.
Chef isn't happy with you.
You'll be dumped.
You'll be dumped!
You'll get dumped!
Don't marry people like him!
It's not weird!
Don't say "it's weird!"
[It's not over until it's over]
Can I be the last one?
Yes!
The first one is...
Ta-da!
No eating cream puffs!
I think it's a good line!
This is exquisite!
The moment the content changes, you can stand up.
That's also...
It's easy.
It's easy, really.
It comes over and over again.
I want everyone's memories.
The first one is this!
Ta-da!
Holding the order card and raising your hand to cross!
Oh!
Oh, good!
This is it!
This is the correct answer!
If you put it out crosswise like this, you'll get it wrong.
Even adults don't have to do it, it's safe and you can do it.
However!
Once again, it's safe and you can do it.
I don't like it at all.
This is...
This is a rumor of bad luck.
But...
I don't like it as much as you do!
No, it's not like that!
What's the last one?
This is it!
Wearing a member car misanga!
Isn't this wrong?
Wait, wait, wait!
Small letters!
Rice mark!
Ryo says "gen gen go go" and I say "dei dei wahoi"!
But I don't think you should wear a misanga at all.
No, no, no!
This is cheating!
It's okay! Ryo doesn't have to wear a misanga!
Ryo doesn't have to wear a misanga!
It's okay, it's okay!
I don't like wearing two of them!
Gen gen go go! And I say "dei dei wahoi"!
Oh, my God!
If you don't like wearing a member car misanga and there are a lot of people out there who don't like it, you can do this.
Isn't it okay now?
I don't mind wearing a different brown one.
You're being bullied.
You're being bullied a lot.
Is there such a bug as usual?
What is this?
Isn't there such a huge bug as usual?
So, Ryo, would you like me to call you?
I can't stop you.
My hands are not good enough.
I can't do it.
So, everyone, please fold your misanga three times.
Fold it up and down.
Come on!
Then it's nice to have a break!
I'm sorry.
This is the power of fate.
Oh, my God! It's getting out of hand!
Let's go with "no cut"!
I have no choice but to accept it.
I'll go without "cut".
Ebaru-san!
All of you!
Just me, right?
Okay, I'll cut it off.
I don't want you to see this fate.
I'm scared.
I may not have made it this year.
I'm scared!
My heart is really scared now.
The male and female are here.
Let's open it.
Do you want me to open it at the same time?
Who will go first?
I'll go first.
Ebaru-san!
Show me your cross!
My cross is...
this one!
"Commissioned"!
I got it!
I'm so happy!
You did it!
I'm so happy!
You got the best one!
Seriously...
Okay, I'll go first.
My cross is...
"Beard"!
I'm scared!
It's pretty scary.
Seriously?
I can't enjoy it anymore.
Oh, no!
You can't go to Germany.
Oh, no! I'm going to Germany now!
You should go! You should go!
You should go!
Even old men can't drink beer anymore.
I have no choice but to go to Germany forever.
Seriously?
Let's go, guys!
Let's go!
My cross is...
"Commissioned"!
I did it!
It's heavy!
I did it!
It's the worst!
Every week, I have to go to the studio without filming.
Hey! Don't mess with me!
Wait a minute!
There's still some left.
I'm the one who goes to the studio the most.
I'll do it!
Certainly!
I'll do it!
Even if it's one yen...
It's scary!
This is bad.
Go!
I'll do it!
Every time I take a video, something moves.
Are you okay?
Did you get it?
I'm sorry.
I'm ready for this.
It's good, isn't it?
I hope this luck doesn't hit me.
Go!
Even if it's one yen...
I'll do it!
It's hard!
It's the worst!
It's hard!
Isn't it hard?
I'll do it for the rest of my life!
So, everyone, it's out!
What is it?
Mr. Dobushi, it's heavy!
This is heavy!
It's really heavy!
So, even if we broke it, we don't have a penalty.
We can't watch you.
It's the same thing.
And even if we broke it, we won't give up.
So, we will live with this penalty game.
So, please give us your support!
Please!
See you tomorrow!
Bye-bye!